Have Yourselves A Good Time letra

WARM UP MAN:
Have yourselves a good time!

AUDIENCE:
Good time!

WARM UP MAN:
Have yourselves a good time!

AUDIENCE:
Good time!

WARM UP MAN:
A goo-
Have a goo-
Have yourselves a real good time!

AUDIENCE:
Good time!

WARM UP MAN:
Good time!

AUDIENCE:
Good time!

WARM UP MAN:
Good time!

AUDIENCE:
Good time! Jerry! Jerry!

WARM UP MAN:
Have a goo-
Have a goo-
Have yourselves a real good time!

AUDIENCE:
We want some action! Ready for some action! We want Jerry! Where the fuck is Jerry?

WARM UP MAN:
What do you want?

AUDIENCE:
Lesbians fighting!

WARM UP MAN:
What do you want?

AUDIENCE:
Open-crotch sighting!

AUDIENCE:
Pimps in cat suits, mothers who are prostitutes, mutants, psychos, saddos, winos, cocaine abusers with no noses! Bring on
the losers!

WARM UP MAN:
Bring 'em on, bring 'em on!

AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!

WARM UP MAN:
Bring 'em on, bring 'em on!

AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!

WARM UP MAN:
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LOSERS!

AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!

WARM UP MAN and MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LOSERS!

WARM UP MAN:
Are you ready? Are you ready?

AUDIENCE:
Yes we're ready! Yes we're ready!

WARM UP MAN:
Are you ready? Are you ready?

AUDIENCE:
Oh for fuck sake, we are ready, we are...

AUDIENCE:
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na (continued)

WARM UP MAN:
All right, there's no need for sarcasm! I'm only trying to do my frickin' job!

WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Tough crowd!

AUDIENCE:
Ready!

WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Really tough!

AUDIENCE:
Ready!

WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Trailer trash!

AUDIENCE:
Fuck you!

AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!

WARM UP MAN:
Alright already!

AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!

WARM UP MAN:
Where the fuck is Jerry?

AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!

WARM UP MAN:
The crowd is turnin' ugly!

Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) - Letras

• Audience Very Plainsong
• Backstage Scene
• Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
• Chick With A Dick
• Diaper Man
• Eat Excrete
• First Time I Saw Jerry
• Foursome Guests
• Have Yourselves A Good Time
• I Just Wanna Dance
• I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
• I've Been Seeing Someone Else
• It Has No Name
• Ladies & Gentlemen
• Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
• Montel Cums Dirty
• Once In Happy Realms Of Light
• Overtly-ture Full Company
• Poledancer
• Some Are Decended From Angels
• Talk To The Hand
• The Haunting
• This Is My Jerry Springer Moment