Audience Very Plainsong letra

Man 1:
Excuse me, is this the right room for the dave letterman show?

Man 2:
You got the wrong room pal, loser!

Man 1:
Fuck you!

Man 2: fuck you back!

Woman 1:
When does it start?

Woman 2:
How should i know?

Man 3: i hope i get to see some bare breasts!

Male audience members:
Me too!

Woman 3:
Why are all men such losers?

Woman 4:
Nice to see the lesbians in.

Audience members:
Cocksuckers!

Man 4:
I hope there's some fighting!

Audience members:
Of course there'll be some fighting, you stupid asshole!

Man 4:
Who you calling asshole?

Audience members:
You, asshole!

Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) - Letras

• Audience Very Plainsong
• Backstage Scene
• Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
• Chick With A Dick
• Diaper Man
• Eat Excrete
• First Time I Saw Jerry
• Foursome Guests
• Have Yourselves A Good Time
• I Just Wanna Dance
• I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
• I've Been Seeing Someone Else
• It Has No Name
• Ladies & Gentlemen
• Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
• Montel Cums Dirty
• Once In Happy Realms Of Light
• Overtly-ture Full Company
• Poledancer
• Some Are Decended From Angels
• Talk To The Hand
• The Haunting
• This Is My Jerry Springer Moment